Buliding DIY question.?

Here's a hint - think about this… what's a "hammerfore"?

Now concentrate on those others, and hopefully you'll come up with a funny response for each of those too.
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he is taking the piss just tell him you tryed to get all of these and all you got was a long weight i had the same stunts pulled on me luckyly my dad is in the game and he let me know just think dude skirting board ladder what you cant reach it lol tartan paint what it goes on the wall in a tartain patten from the tin lol
you will proberly be asked to go get a long weight which is really a long wait you will be told just wait there then 10mins later they,ll say have you waited long enough lol just something we all go through on the buildings dont worry your turn will come
peace
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most DIY store websites don't list all of the tools that they actually sell in-store. i would suggest going to the stores in person and ask the sales clerk there. if the sales clerks aren't able to help you, you might have better luck going to a smaller mom&pop-type store.

and if all else fails, contact the builder and ask him for some direction as to where you can obtain these tools
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Its all at the local hardware store. next time he tells you to pick up some thing ask him to put it on a list for you. If you dont understand anyhting on the list ask him what it is! Your green and he is messing with your head. If you ask questions he will be more inclined to keep you around, it shows you want to learn and not just be cheap labor for him.
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Tell him you tried,but could only get a glass hammer
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LOL….

Ok, I have to admit, I havent heard of the "hammerfore" stunt before…. But I'd take in a mallet, or sledge, or deadblow hammer… mmm deadblow might work the best… and thell him that one side is the 'hammerfore" and the other is the "hammerafter".

A skirting board, is the board that is at the BOTTOM of the siding…. so you need a REALLLY short ladder, hehehehe. Use your imagination there.

Tartan paint, is a variation on an old trick, of sending someone after 'speckled' paint… (which you can really get now, its a textured paint) Tartan is a plaid… to give you the pic. I'd buy a can of the 'fleckstone' texture paint (which has little colored speckles in it).. and tell him the store told you he has to hold his mouth a certain way, and spray really fast in vertical and horizontal stripes. Hehehehe

Pick up a few small dowel rods too… for the " wood welder ", in case the board stretcher has to go out for repair. Heheheh

Have Fun
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a skirt board, well, i think it means base board
and are you sure it's not TARTAN and not tatran, because tartan paint is a specially formulated brush-on paint, that brushes on specific pattern with the use of an old paint brush, how it works? it works by having several different viscosities for every color in the paint making them settle uniformly.
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Go in on Monday and say he didn't tell you what sizes or colours or materials he wanted them in. Keep a straight face when you say it.

I worked in a marine hardware store once and they used to send the new guys to the shop down the street for a quart of prop wash. That shop would send the new guy back with a question about what colour was wanted.
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